It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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