clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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