You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
