I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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