We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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