I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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