You're so nebulous sometimes
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
