she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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