would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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