I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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