I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I came so hard my ears popped.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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