i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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