Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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