i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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