ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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