i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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