I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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