Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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