I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
