I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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