have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
is that a dick in a sweater?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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