If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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