i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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