I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
handjob tips. give me some.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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