my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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