White coat. Heels.
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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