Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Randomize
