ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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