And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
It's shark week go big or go home
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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