Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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