I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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