HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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