so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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