yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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