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you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Is it penis luge time yet?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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