Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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