Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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