She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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