hell yes lets make some ravioli
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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