I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I understand Curling. That high.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Mom said you looked used
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
We are all done wearing pants today
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