When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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