The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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