i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize