so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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