I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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