No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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You. Win. At. Life.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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