So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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