Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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