Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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