If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
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