you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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