she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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