Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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