I wanna passion pit in your ass
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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