If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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