brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
she smelled like a LAN party
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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