I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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