I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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