You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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