I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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